Ingliserang Tsiks ni Mang Teban

lady on the phoneGabi’y lumalim wala pa si mang Teban
Kaya’t si misis kunsumido nanaman
“Tawagan mo nga tatang mo,” ani kay Juan
“Baka nasa kanto’t nakikipag-inuman.”

Tinawagan ni Juan hetong si mang Teban
At nang may sumagot tila nagulantang
Pagkatapos niyon ina’y nilapitan
“O nakausap mo ba ang iyong tatang?”

Inakbayan ni Juan inang inis na inis
“Naku nanay, huwag ka sanang magalit.”
Tawag ko kay tatang ang sumagot ay tsiks
Mukhang sosyal, magaling mag-English.”

“Naku lintek talaga iyang tatang mo
Pag-uwi niyan tiyak babambuhin ko
Hindi nanaman tumupad sa pangako
Na titigil sa pambabae ang loko.”

At nang pumasok sa bahay si mang Teban
Kagyat na misis siya ay binatukan
“Aray…aray… O darling bakit nanaman?”
“Naku Teban, huwag kang magmaang-maangan.”

“Tumawag si Juan… ang sumagot iyong tsiks
Ani Juan tsiks mo daw magaling mag-English
Ano nga Juan ang sabi ng Ingliserang bitch?”
Sagot ni Juan – “The subscriber cannot be reached.”

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About M.A.D. LIGAYA

I am a teacher, writer, and lifelong learner with diverse interests in prose and poetry, education, research, language learning, and personal growth and development. My primary advocacy is the promotion of self-improvement. Teaching, writing, and lifelong learning form the core of my passions. I taught subjects aligned with my interests in academic institutions in the Philippines and South Korea. When not engaged in academic work, I dedicate time to writing stories, poems, plays, and scholarly studies, many of which are published on my personal website (madligaya.com). I write in both English and his native language, Filipino. Several of my research studies have been presented at international conferences and published in internationally indexed journals. My published papers can be accessed through my ORCID profile: https://orcid.org/0000-0002-4477-3772. Outside of teaching and writing, I enjoy reading books related to my interests, creating content for my websites and social media accounts, and engaging in self-improvement activities. The following is a link to my complete curriculum vitae: https://madligaya.com/__welcome/my-curriculum-vitae/ TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

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