What’s In a Name?
My name usually elicits giggles and buzz
Oftentimes it would educe questions and laughs
In MASSULINE ANTONIO – What’s the big fuzz?
None! But please read properly is all that I ask
Into four syllables, my name be divided
Have it this way… MAS-SU-LI-NE, plese be guided
MASSU in MASSULINE be carefully read
Following the pronunciation key at the end… (mäsū)
And the LI be not read as li as in Bruce’s Lee
But as lī in lie, as inventing a story
The NE , make it unique and a little naughty
Just follow the sound of ni in the word bikini
With different nicknames I was identified
From my initials, some have called me MAD
From Antonio, with TONY, I was also tagged
Believe me, even with MASSU, I was dubbed
Sir Mad, Dr. Ligaya, at work, my epithets
Oh my, with too many nicknames, I got perplexed
When still a child my playmates had me labelled
They would call me DADDU, and I’l be angered
In a previous workplace in my country
People said they find my name a little funny
Because it’s tiring to call my name in entirety
DR. JOY… DR. JOY is how they called me
But of all those monickers I got called with
There’s only one I would consider so sweet
I would feel so delighted whenever I hear it
That is CHING, music to my ears indeed
“Nom de plume” I also used in writing
When my identity as writer I am keeping
“The Fabulist” when anthropomorphizing
Animals for human follies I am attacking
I parodied Quijano De Manila of Nick Joaquin
Quinano De Ilocandia as alias I am using
But in most instances the one I would be choosing
It’s HARDPEN – the best of all my pseudonyms
Why is it HardPen?. Sir?. I ma just curious.
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Hi! I just tried to see how I could shorten “The pen is mightier than sword.” That’s how “Hardpen” was born. I first thought of having it “Mighty Pen.”
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I see Sir. Thank you for the reply. Yes that was Dr. Jose Rizals quote back then. 🙂
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quality and inspiring blog you here sir. I think we share some sentiments when people pronounce our names. Until now I have to see a fellow kababayan that could pronounce my first name well at first shot. Marks (marx) even my teachers before are having a hard time.
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Actually my parents intended to have me named MUSSOLINI. Are you familiar with Italy’s fascist dictator Benito Mussolini? I wondered why of all names that was what they chose. Fortunately, it was misspelled by the midwife who took care of my registration. Instead of MUSSOLINI, she wrote MASSULINE.
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Yes from Italy, wanted to bring back the old glory of Rome. Sided with the wrong team I guess.
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Yes sir I’m familiar with his goals also of reestablishing ancient Rome’s glory.hahha
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