Isang gabing maulan… ubod ng lamig,
Ang kawawang mister… hindi nakatiis
Ang buntis na misis biglang kinalabit –
“Honey, gising, alaga ko’y nangungulit.”
“Naku sweetie, iyong ipagpaumanhin.”
Ang sagot ng misis na malambing.
“Bukas kasi OB-Gyne ko’y dadalawin,
Dyahe kapag may naiwan doong something.”
Bumangon ang mister inis na inis,
Pinilit mag-relax at siya’y nag-isip,
Bumalik sa kama at tinanong ang misis,
“Bukas ba honey pupunta ka sa dentist?”
TINULANG JOKES
About M.A.D. LIGAYA
I am a teacher, writer, and lifelong learner with diverse interests in prose and poetry, education, research, language learning, and personal growth and development. My primary advocacy is the promotion of self-improvement.
Teaching, writing, and lifelong learning form the core of my passions. I taught subjects aligned with my interests in academic institutions in the Philippines and South Korea. When not engaged in academic work, I dedicate time to writing stories, poems, plays, and scholarly studies, many of which are published on my personal website (madligaya.com). I write in both English and his native language, Filipino.
Several of my research studies have been presented at international conferences and published in internationally indexed journals. My published papers can be accessed through my ORCID profile: https://orcid.org/0000-0002-4477-3772.
Outside of teaching and writing, I enjoy reading books related to my interests, creating content for my websites and social media accounts, and engaging in self-improvement activities.
The following is a link to my complete curriculum vitae:
https://madligaya.com/__welcome/my-curriculum-vitae/
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!
M.A.D. LIGAYA
M.A.D. L I G A Y A 
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tawang-tawa ako! Never realized na pwede palang matuwa pa din kahit na patula ang delivery ng jokes no?
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Medyo lang mahirap gawin kasi pinipilit kong gawing lalabindalawahin ang bawat taludtod at may tugma sa dulo. Pero pwede.
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