Makulit na Mister

6113-06753713Isang gabing maulan… ubod ng lamig,
Ang kawawang mister… hindi nakatiis
Ang buntis na misis biglang kinalabit –
“Honey, gising, alaga ko’y nangungulit.”

“Naku sweetie, iyong ipagpaumanhin.”
Ang sagot ng misis na malambing.
“Bukas kasi OB-Gyne ko’y dadalawin,
Dyahe kapag may naiwan doong something.”

Bumangon ang mister inis na inis,
Pinilit mag-relax at siya’y nag-isip,
Bumalik sa kama at tinanong ang misis,
“Bukas ba honey pupunta ka sa dentist?”


Teacher-Writer-Advocate for Self-improvement M, A, and D are the initials of my two first names (Massuline and Antonio) and my mother's family name (Dupaya). Ligaya (a Filipino word which means happiness in English) is my family name. MAD is actually one of my nicknames aside from Tony and Ching. My full name is Massuline Antonio Dupaya Ligaya. Many times I was asked the question "Why do you write?" I don't write for material rewards nor adulation. When I write poems, stories, and essays, when I do research, the process of creating them gives me immense joy and seeing them completed brings me great satisfaction. I don't write for cash incentives, "likes," and "praises." I would be thankful should I get those but the happiness and sense of fulfillment I get while doing them and completing my works are my real rewards. Is teaching difficult? No! When I teach, I don't work but I play. My educational philosophy - "The classroom is my playground, the students are my playmates, and the subject is our toy." I am a lifelong learner too. My daily goal is to be better than I was yesterday. It's difficult, but it's worth the try. It's not for what I get from doing it but for what I become. Proud to be me! Proud to be a FILIPINO! TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Posted on June 7, 2018, in Filipino Humor, Pinoy Jokes, Poetry, Tula and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tawang-tawa ako! Never realized na pwede palang matuwa pa din kahit na patula ang delivery ng jokes no?

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