Makulit na Mister

6113-06753713Isang gabing maulan… ubod ng lamig,
Ang kawawang mister… hindi nakatiis
Ang buntis na misis biglang kinalabit –
“Honey, gising, alaga ko’y nangungulit.”

“Naku sweetie, iyong ipagpaumanhin.”
Ang sagot ng misis na malambing.
“Bukas kasi OB-Gyne ko’y dadalawin,
Dyahe kapag may naiwan doong something.”

Bumangon ang mister inis na inis,
Pinilit mag-relax at siya’y nag-isip,
Bumalik sa kama at tinanong ang misis,
“Bukas ba honey pupunta ka sa dentist?”

https://madligaya.com/_works-in-filipino/tula/tinulang-jokes/

About M.A.D. LIGAYA

Teacher-Writer-Lifelong Learner I have three passions - teaching, writing, and learning. I am a Filipino currently residing and teaching in South Korea. I blog and vlog the things I write. I have two websites and two YouTube channels where I publish my works in my areas of interest. I also use Wattpad and Pinterest to publish my creative works. I am into research as well. Some of my articles were presented at conferences and published in indexed-journals. TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Posted on June 7, 2018, in Filipino Humor, Pinoy Jokes, Poetry, Tula and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tawang-tawa ako! Never realized na pwede palang matuwa pa din kahit na patula ang delivery ng jokes no?

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