Kumpareng Baby

does-your-partner-use-their-phone-to-cheat“Sino itong Baby na nagte-text sa ‘yo?”
Tanong ng GF sa BF na palikero.
“Aking giliw, lalaki ‘yan, kumpare ko.”
Sagot ng BF sa GF na nagtatampo.

“Si pareng Baby ‘yan, kabarong barako.”
Ang paliwanag ng batikang bohemyo
“Alam mo namang ikaw lang ang mahal ko,
Ako giliw ay pagkatiwalaan mo.”

“O ano nga pala ang isasagot ko?”
Ang tanong ng GF sa BF nito.
“Kasi ‘di na daw tuloy ang lakad ninyo,
Biglang nagka-mens ang kumpareng Baby mo.”

About HARDPEN

Teacher-Writer Hardpen is my nom de plume. My real name is Massuline Antonio Dupaya Ligaya. Many times I was asked the question, "Why do you write?" I don't write for rewards nor adulation. When I write poems, stories or essays, seeing them completed gives me immense joy and satisfaction. The happiness and sense of fulfillment I feel when completing my works are my rewards. When I teach, I don't work but I play. The classroom is my playground, the students are my playmates, and the subject is our toy. Proud to be me! Proud to be a FILIPINO! TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Posted on June 6, 2018, in Filipino Humor, Philippine Poetry, Poetry, Tula and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Hahahahaha! Natawa ako sa biglaang nagka-mens si Kumpareng Baby. LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Hahahahaha 😂

    Liked by 1 person

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