Apelyido Ng Sakristan

nuns-weed-cannabis-nzweed-1200x628Isang araw noon doon sa simbahan
Dalawang madre sakrista’y nilapitan
Ang isa’y nagtanong sa batang sakristan
“Ano ba utoy ang buo mong pangalan?”

“Hello po sisters! Ang pangalan ko po’y Juan,
Pwede po bang apeldyido ko’y hulaan?”
“Aba! Basta ba may clue eh game kami d’yan.”
“Sure po… heto na ang clue inyong pakinggan.”

“Apelyido ko po’y gusto n’yong hawakan.
Kung pwede nga eh di n’yo ‘to bibitawan
Pagkarinig nito madre’y nagtinginan
At bigla na lamang sila’y nagtawanan.

Natameme si Juan… gulat at tuliro.
“Naku! Sorry at natawa kami hijo,
Kasi BAYAG pala inyong apelyido.”
Ha! Mali po. Apelyido ko’y ROSARIO!

About M.A.D. LIGAYA

Teacher-Writer-Lifelong Learner I have three passions - teaching, writing, and learning. I am a Filipino currently residing and teaching in South Korea. I blog and vlog the things I write. I have two websites and two YouTube channels where I publish my works in my areas of interest. I also use Wattpad and Pinterest to publish my creative works. I am into research as well. Some of my articles were presented at conferences and published in indexed-journals. TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Posted on January 10, 2018, in Filipino Humor, Pinoy Jokes, Poetry, Tula and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Hahaha isa pa ‘to!

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