Makulit na Mister

6113-06753713Isang gabing maulan… ubod ng lamig,
Ang kawawang mister… hindi nakatiis
Ang buntis na misis biglang kinalabit –
“Honey, gising, alaga ko’y nangungulit.”

“Naku sweetie, iyong ipagpaumanhin.”
Ang sagot ng misis na malambing.
“Bukas kasi OB-Gyne ko’y dadalawin,
Dyahe kapag may naiwan doong something.”

Bumangon ang mister inis na inis,
Pinilit mag-relax at siya’y nag-isip,
Bumalik sa kama at tinanong ang misis,
“Bukas ba honey pupunta ka sa dentist?”

https://madligaya.com/_works-in-filipino/tula/tinulang-jokes/

About HARDPEN

Teacher-Writer Hardpen is my nom de plume. My real name is Massuline Antonio Dupaya Ligaya. Many times I was asked the question, "Why do you write?" I don't write for rewards nor adulation. When I write poems, stories or essays, seeing them completed gives me immense joy and satisfaction. The happiness and sense of fulfillment I feel when completing my works are my rewards. When I teach, I don't work but I play. The classroom is my playground, the students are my playmates, and the subject is our toy. Proud to be me! Proud to be a FILIPINO! TO GOD BE THE GLORY!

Posted on June 7, 2018, in Filipino Humor, Pinoy Jokes, Poetry, Tula and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Tawang-tawa ako! Never realized na pwede palang matuwa pa din kahit na patula ang delivery ng jokes no?

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